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titytwochainz:

Would never pull out.

dammit, she’s gorgeous.

"girl take pride in what you wanna do. even if that means a new man every night inside of you."

-

the weeknd

remember you

"ever miss an ex fling because of the sexual things they did? fuckkkkk."

  • me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
  • me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
  • me during the day: how do I spell house?

"i have so much shit to blog about…just lemme get my life together."

my father at his best...

  • Me: *stays home*
  • Parents: why are you so lazy? Get off your ass and do something with your life
  • Me: *goes out*
  • Parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
  • Me: *eats*
  • Parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
  • Me: *doesn't eat*
  • Parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
  • Me: *exhales*
  • Parents: don't give me that attitude
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